liquidstar:

“i wanna fuck a monster, i mean a real freak of nature, a complete eldritch horror” half of yall cant even handle it if a girl has body hair lmao

terriamon:

powerbottomjotaro:

sorry but if u use a urinal and don’t wash ur hands after ur nasty. I don’t care that u didn’t pee on ur hands u still have dickhands just fucking wash em

touching your dick to pee? L

abblermouse:

dndogs:

other people’s puppies when you offer them your hand: *gives you their paw*

my puppy in the same scenario:

gabrieldreyfuss:

Feeling lonely? Here’s a tip!

virvanna:

@lionswaps I was your secret santa for @voltronsecretsanta2k18!!!!

You asked for Kallura and one of the suggested headcanons was hurt/comfort, so hurt/comfort you shall have! Merry Belated Christmas and I hope you like it :)

gaartes:

smilequotas:

pearl pearl

damn Pearl would look great all White

yelnatszeroni:

lunaaltare:

yelnatszeroni:

yelnatszeroni:

plague doctors suiting up cuz another diseased bitch need some leeches on ha stomach

plague doctor watching the patient croak anyways cuz them leeches n bibles verses ain’t did shit

vee PLEASE go to sleep

medieval thot getting hired as a plague doctor cuz he could read n all his family lived until 35

ezzelbean:

Aromantic muslims are rad as heck

cosmicroyalty:

“Did you model your outfit after your pet’s color scheme?”
“Maybe. Did you?”

drawingden:

Guide - Hands by AngelKite

Buy the artist a coffee!